Rate. Snap. Shine. Flush.
Neural Loo Network
AI-powered toilet intelligence for the cyberpunk generation. Scan. Analyze. Review. Connect – or stay ghost in the machine.
⚡ 10
Neural Seconds
🚫 0
Data Harvesting
∞
Matrix Nodes
System Architecture
Neural networks meet biological needs. Full access without digital fingerprinting.
Free
GPS Neural Scan
Quantum location mapping with real-time biometric data streams. No tracking, just targeting.
Free
AI Vision Core
Machine learning hygiene analysis in 10 nanoseconds. Upload image, receive neural feedback instantly.
Free
Accessibility Matrix
Barrier-free intelligence for enhanced human accessibility. No discrimination in the neural network.
Matrix
Avatar Protocol
Sync your digital persona for leaderboard integration and viral content generation protocols.
Matrix
Neural Rankings
Competitive toilet analytics across city nodes. Sync to participate in the global ranking matrix.
Free
Ghost Mode
Stay invisible in the data streams. Full functionality without digital footprints or memory traces.
Neural Protocol: RSSI
📡
Rate
Neural feedback input
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📸
Snap
Visual data upload
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✨
Shine
Avatar sync optional
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💾
Flush
Data processed, move on
Processing time: 10 neural cycles. Ghost mode or full matrix sync.
🔒 Security Protocol
Unlike corporate data miners, we don’t lock core functions behind registration walls. Your privacy, your choice.
Zero GPS Storage
Ghost Mode Active
Instant Neural Access
Encryption Protocol
Enter the Matrix
Neural beta launching 2025.09.15. First 100 nodes get founding status + €3,000 digital rewards.
Neural Sync Beta
Connect to the neural network. First 100 nodes accepted into the founding matrix.